Fiatal fasz p nagyi seggét 3-szor egy éjszaka alatt

I wanted to tell you of my most recent meeting with someone as a novelist, or he thinks he's

a novelist and you know how well I write.

Well, he wanted me to edit his book, look it over and see if I could find any mistakes

or add anything interesting to it.

Now, he asked me that at work, you know, just in passing.