Dögös tamale #246: magántanár

I'm having a meeting today and I'm pretty nervous about it.

Mario is going to come over and I'm going to give him my last lesson of English.

Mario is a soccer player, a big star from Europe, and he came to the United States to play for an American team.

But no one really appreciates him here because, you know, stupid Americans, they don't know that soccer is the origin of football.

And I think he's really cute.